<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1227367771489005190</id><updated>2012-02-16T11:14:27.646Z</updated><category term='delight'/><category term='drive'/><category term='visit'/><category term='anguish'/><category term='change'/><category term='event'/><category term='marriage'/><category term='nature'/><category term='mishaps'/><category term='movement'/><category term='act'/><category term='hope'/><category term='commando'/><category term='trees'/><category term='armaggedon'/><category term='family'/><category term='kiss'/><category term='expectation'/><category term='castle'/><category term='Obama'/><category term='town'/><category term='nonsense'/><category term='driving'/><category term='relief'/><category term='dance'/><category term='jealously'/><category term='confusion'/><category term='telephone'/><category term='friends'/><category term='stage'/><category term='silence'/><category term='akosombo'/><category term='feeling'/><category term='plot'/><category term='mornings'/><category term='disbelief'/><category term='translation'/><category term='breakfast'/><category term='Hussien'/><category term='reunion'/><category term='performamce'/><category term='cape coast'/><category term='wife'/><category term='joy'/><category term='girlfriend'/><category term='dispair'/><category term='movie'/><category term='Accra'/><category term='wow.'/><category term='city'/><category term='slavery'/><category term='flirting'/><category term='fame'/><category term='nuisance'/><category term='loneliness'/><category term='surprise'/><category term='love'/><category term='Ghana'/><category term='mouth'/><category term='inappropriate'/><title type='text'>Kitchen Floor Cockroach</title><subtitle type='html'>i scuttle and i scurry from little nooks to little crannies,i question and i lament about a world full of resentment,i seek and hope to find the little light thats meant to shine and from the cracks beneath the door i make my way across the floor.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Kitchen Floor Cockroach</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13368850069053705628</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J76MI29HaD4/SmBhkfM966I/AAAAAAAAAAM/xRLWpVVWn4M/S220/n515379463_235824_2868.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>54</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1227367771489005190.post-6276902342781524463</id><published>2011-07-04T17:44:00.004Z</published><updated>2011-07-04T18:05:42.299Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nonsense'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='town'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='city'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Accra'/><title type='text'>The Township That Is My City</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Small and cramped. Nestled in the plains that have become farcical industry and stagnant development. Houses and factories, shops and public latrines all intertwined in a regrettable mix sprawling for miles and miles... or kilometers if you will. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;Organised and disorderly. Haphazardly &lt;/span&gt;scattered on even and slanted surfaces; on hills and in valleys,  securely nestled on vast plains and annually sinking in secluded swamps. No space too small, no area to cramped. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Home is where it can be put up before the Assembly is aware in the township that is my city.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1227367771489005190-6276902342781524463?l=kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/feeds/6276902342781524463/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2011/07/township-that-is-my-city.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/6276902342781524463'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/6276902342781524463'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2011/07/township-that-is-my-city.html' title='The Township That Is My City'/><author><name>Kitchen Floor Cockroach</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13368850069053705628</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J76MI29HaD4/SmBhkfM966I/AAAAAAAAAAM/xRLWpVVWn4M/S220/n515379463_235824_2868.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1227367771489005190.post-6152827597352953181</id><published>2011-06-21T08:33:00.001Z</published><updated>2011-06-21T08:35:40.817Z</updated><title type='text'>My Blogging</title><content type='html'>It cannot be forced because if I try, I will get stuck.&lt;div&gt;It never will finish, but it can run dry.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;It is a passion, but is hardly considered.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;It is life, but is not lived.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Its a wife, no longer a girlfriend.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Its an investment, more than something to 'try'.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Its exercise, but I don't move at all.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Its pride shared with complete strangers.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Its young and its old but its always a alive.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Its considered, its plotted, its rendered...its mine.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1227367771489005190-6152827597352953181?l=kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/feeds/6152827597352953181/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2011/06/blog-post.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/6152827597352953181'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/6152827597352953181'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2011/06/blog-post.html' title='My Blogging'/><author><name>Kitchen Floor Cockroach</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13368850069053705628</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J76MI29HaD4/SmBhkfM966I/AAAAAAAAAAM/xRLWpVVWn4M/S220/n515379463_235824_2868.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1227367771489005190.post-791674878512071650</id><published>2011-03-02T06:59:00.004Z</published><updated>2011-03-08T17:16:32.767Z</updated><title type='text'>Tight Fit!</title><content type='html'>I have no issues with lycra/spandex and all that stretchy stuff.&lt;div&gt;I have no problems with tight, hugging and fitting tops. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I have no qualms with women with big bellies. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;But a combination of the two to me is worrying.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;But Noooooo!  -  'If you got it, flaunt it', has been taken to heart. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;No honey bunch, your auditioning for the wrong part. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Like Victoria keep your secret....... if you can.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;...and stop walking around like a one-man-band!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1227367771489005190-791674878512071650?l=kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/feeds/791674878512071650/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2011/03/tight-fit.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/791674878512071650'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/791674878512071650'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2011/03/tight-fit.html' title='Tight Fit!'/><author><name>Kitchen Floor Cockroach</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13368850069053705628</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J76MI29HaD4/SmBhkfM966I/AAAAAAAAAAM/xRLWpVVWn4M/S220/n515379463_235824_2868.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1227367771489005190.post-7565611106434599724</id><published>2011-01-13T20:30:00.000Z</published><updated>2011-01-13T20:30:00.548Z</updated><title type='text'>Loss!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Ever lost something? &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Not a key ring, or a teddy bear. I mean something really important. Something that is essential, something which if not found will dull your already tarnished shine in the eyes of the owner. I have lost something, something of importance , something that is wanted, something that is needed. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;How do I feel about it? &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;My head is numb, my fingers hurt, my head is pounding.  My chest is heavy. Not the heavy that sadness or apprehension brings, but heavy, like a three year old has been sitting on it for an hour or two. I am conscious of my heart as it burns with a dull burning sensation. The &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;Harmattan&lt;/span&gt; has not permitted me to sweat profusely. I'm literally sick to my stomach and claustrophobic. My skin has become three sizes smaller, I'm choking.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;What will I do? &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;I have lost something. I shall retrace my steps in the fervent hope that my cloud does have a silver lining, in the hope that the sun will come out tomorrow and the silver lining of my cloud shall, with the aid of the sun, shine a brilliant burning light that shall melt the ice that has engulfed my confidence. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;If I don't find it; then what? &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;I don't know.....your guess is as good as mine. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1227367771489005190-7565611106434599724?l=kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/feeds/7565611106434599724/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2011/01/loss.html#comment-form' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/7565611106434599724'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/7565611106434599724'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2011/01/loss.html' title='Loss!'/><author><name>Kitchen Floor Cockroach</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13368850069053705628</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J76MI29HaD4/SmBhkfM966I/AAAAAAAAAAM/xRLWpVVWn4M/S220/n515379463_235824_2868.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1227367771489005190.post-2148701157858109298</id><published>2011-01-11T18:42:00.003Z</published><updated>2011-06-09T09:26:55.188Z</updated><title type='text'>My Blogging</title><content type='html'>It cannot be forced because if I try, I will get stuck.&lt;div&gt;It never will finish, but it can run dry. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;It is a passion, but is hardly considered.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;It is life, but is not lived. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Its a wife, no longer a girlfriend.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Its an investment, more than something to 'try'.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Its exercise, but I don't move at all. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Its pride shared with complete strangers. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Its young and its old but its always a alive.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Its considered, its plotted, its rendered...its mine. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1227367771489005190-2148701157858109298?l=kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/feeds/2148701157858109298/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2011/01/my-blogging.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/2148701157858109298'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/2148701157858109298'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2011/01/my-blogging.html' title='My Blogging'/><author><name>Kitchen Floor Cockroach</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13368850069053705628</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J76MI29HaD4/SmBhkfM966I/AAAAAAAAAAM/xRLWpVVWn4M/S220/n515379463_235824_2868.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1227367771489005190.post-5884232656631744736</id><published>2011-01-10T19:22:00.003Z</published><updated>2011-01-10T19:46:46.994Z</updated><title type='text'>...?</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;I sit and I think. I think long and hard about what I should share today but nothing comes to mind. A void, a black hole of emptiness exists in the fertile garden which is my mind,  sucking every suggestive thought down the throat of inadequacy. Sucking it down into the reservoir which is my cooking pot of thought.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;My ladle of dreams, my dipstick of memories, my whisk of experience continue to stir and churn the froth which forms my being seeking to find satisfaction for my creative tongue, but alas, it tastes not that which wets the pallet of ingenuity. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;But I fear not for even though the what I serve today is cold and tasteless there is still food on my expressive table.  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1227367771489005190-5884232656631744736?l=kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/feeds/5884232656631744736/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2011/01/blog-post.html#comment-form' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/5884232656631744736'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/5884232656631744736'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2011/01/blog-post.html' title='...?'/><author><name>Kitchen Floor Cockroach</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13368850069053705628</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J76MI29HaD4/SmBhkfM966I/AAAAAAAAAAM/xRLWpVVWn4M/S220/n515379463_235824_2868.jpg'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1227367771489005190.post-2075192529586622953</id><published>2011-01-03T15:11:00.003Z</published><updated>2011-01-03T15:42:58.664Z</updated><title type='text'>New Year? Bah Humbug!</title><content type='html'>So we enter a new year, expectations abound&lt;br /&gt;The day broke and 'fresh' people peered around&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Full of hope and vibrant glee&lt;br /&gt;Smiling faces anxious to see&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Indeed they should stare, indeed they should gape&lt;br /&gt;For the new year shall turn a prune into a grape!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It shall turn charcoal to wood and drive crime from your hood!&lt;br /&gt;Even Harry Potter says the new year is good&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It shall raise its hands and say aloud&lt;br /&gt;Let world peace in every corner be found!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You stand, however  in unfortunate expectation&lt;br /&gt;Suffering from a severe case of new year mental masturbation&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Believing to the end that all shall be well&lt;br /&gt;Believing that new year shall cast that 'all shall be well' spell&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The very same one that 2010 cast&lt;br /&gt;Oh really? Today, you say thats all in the past&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The truth be told, the truth is here&lt;br /&gt;There should be no expectations for the new year&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For what was Saturday is now Sunday&lt;br /&gt;You still shall wake up and go to work on a Monday&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your bills will still come and you shall still pay&lt;br /&gt;And you still will be broke a week from payday&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your life last year, that life remains&lt;br /&gt;Life goes; on very little has changed&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1227367771489005190-2075192529586622953?l=kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/feeds/2075192529586622953/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2011/01/new-year-bah-humbug.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/2075192529586622953'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/2075192529586622953'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2011/01/new-year-bah-humbug.html' title='New Year? Bah Humbug!'/><author><name>Kitchen Floor Cockroach</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13368850069053705628</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J76MI29HaD4/SmBhkfM966I/AAAAAAAAAAM/xRLWpVVWn4M/S220/n515379463_235824_2868.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1227367771489005190.post-1344947555337634461</id><published>2010-08-18T06:51:00.002Z</published><updated>2010-08-18T07:07:26.044Z</updated><title type='text'>we've got BIGGER problems</title><content type='html'>Permit me one minute to leave the kitchen floor&lt;br /&gt;Things are brewing, controversy galore!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In Ghana my motherland almost all is political&lt;br /&gt;Of most of the issues, though silent, I still remain critical&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Today for me is not such an occasion&lt;br /&gt;Today I shall speak on religious political invasion&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A man of God steps into the light&lt;br /&gt;To engage himself in a political fight&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A fight in which he has no business&lt;br /&gt;Now has others queuing to bear witness&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Their declaration of God's political intention&lt;br /&gt;Has my brow furrowed in consternation&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1227367771489005190-1344947555337634461?l=kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/feeds/1344947555337634461/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2010/08/weve-got-bigger-problems.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/1344947555337634461'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/1344947555337634461'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2010/08/weve-got-bigger-problems.html' title='we&apos;ve got BIGGER problems'/><author><name>Kitchen Floor Cockroach</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13368850069053705628</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J76MI29HaD4/SmBhkfM966I/AAAAAAAAAAM/xRLWpVVWn4M/S220/n515379463_235824_2868.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1227367771489005190.post-5287336177703449997</id><published>2010-08-13T18:30:00.000Z</published><updated>2010-08-13T18:30:00.528Z</updated><title type='text'>Me Against the World</title><content type='html'>Suggestive silence. The bane my of existence:&lt;br /&gt;To look but never find. To call but never be answered.&lt;br /&gt;To wonder with no destination. To ponder with no idea.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I cover my eyes from the blinding sun and I stare as far as my eyes can see:&lt;br /&gt;A vast horizon. Possibilities of emptiness.&lt;br /&gt;Promise of nothing. Adventure into a void.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To travel I  muster courage and take that very first step:&lt;br /&gt;Forward towards the past. Advancing to the back.&lt;br /&gt;Pacing to regression. Heading for retreat.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I stop to think of my journey thus far, an endeavor without end:&lt;br /&gt;Lost in discovery. Forgotten in remembrance.&lt;br /&gt;Ignored in recognition. Grieving in happiness.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1227367771489005190-5287336177703449997?l=kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/feeds/5287336177703449997/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2010/08/me-against-world.html#comment-form' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/5287336177703449997'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/5287336177703449997'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2010/08/me-against-world.html' title='Me Against the World'/><author><name>Kitchen Floor Cockroach</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13368850069053705628</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J76MI29HaD4/SmBhkfM966I/AAAAAAAAAAM/xRLWpVVWn4M/S220/n515379463_235824_2868.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1227367771489005190.post-7735331643399791289</id><published>2010-08-04T07:40:00.002Z</published><updated>2010-08-04T08:23:30.309Z</updated><title type='text'>The Average Ghanaian</title><content type='html'>Who, do you consider to be an average Ghanaian?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A man with a steady job earning between 1,000 and 1,500 Ghana Cedis a month?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A man with a car which he drives on the regular?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A man who shares a two bedroom flat with a friend so that he may defray cost and save more?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A man who eats out regularly at between 6-8 Ghana Cedis a plate?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A man who if he so chooses travels internationally once a year?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;or&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A man with a part-time job earning between 150-400 Ghana Cedis a month?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A man who takes the occasional taxi but moves primarily on tro-tros (commuters)?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A man who rents a small a single room which he shares with his wife and child?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A man who always eats at home or from the 'corner caterer' for less that 2 Ghana Cedis a day?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A man who has seen neither the inside of a plane nor the 'Welcome To...' arc of a neighbouring country?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;or&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A man who does odd jobs here and there for what ever is given to him?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A man who takes the occasional trotro but primarily walks to his destinations?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A man who has a kiosk or rents a mat when the sun turns in?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A man who survives on sporadic meals?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A man who thinks of travel only as a means to take him back to the bosom of his village?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;....or is there yet another man who forms the benchmark of the average Ghanaian?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1227367771489005190-7735331643399791289?l=kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/feeds/7735331643399791289/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2010/08/average-ghanaian.html#comment-form' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/7735331643399791289'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/7735331643399791289'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2010/08/average-ghanaian.html' title='The Average Ghanaian'/><author><name>Kitchen Floor Cockroach</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13368850069053705628</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J76MI29HaD4/SmBhkfM966I/AAAAAAAAAAM/xRLWpVVWn4M/S220/n515379463_235824_2868.jpg'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1227367771489005190.post-4814071881227501378</id><published>2010-08-03T14:55:00.002Z</published><updated>2010-08-03T14:58:33.799Z</updated><title type='text'>Today was a Good Day</title><content type='html'>while the sun shines, do make hay&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;while you are young, be merry and gay&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;when you are thankful, rejoice and say&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My goodness; today was a good day&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1227367771489005190-4814071881227501378?l=kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/feeds/4814071881227501378/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2010/08/today-was-good-day.html#comment-form' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/4814071881227501378'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' 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cry&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You say you need to&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All I do is sigh&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You say you love me&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I say, bye bye!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1227367771489005190-405656694356423081?l=kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/feeds/405656694356423081/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2010/03/i-told-you-so.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/405656694356423081'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/405656694356423081'/><link rel='alternate' 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class="blsp-spelling-error"&gt;cometh&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; the monsoon&lt;br /&gt;a beautiful house, boy locked in his room&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;a nice shiny car, blood sweat and tears&lt;br /&gt;a nice shiny car, shattered dreams full of fears&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;religion in issue, clashes and destruction&lt;br /&gt;smiling politicians, broken promises and seduction&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;a child's imaginary friend, neglect and confusion&lt;br /&gt;a fat man with cake, gastric bypass operation&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;a couple holding hands, beatings and bruises&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;an F for math, female student refuses&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;an African nation, a people in strife&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;an &lt;span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1" class="blsp-spelling-corrected"&gt;African&lt;/span&gt; president, a country for a wife&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1227367771489005190-1243285607309446372?l=kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/feeds/1243285607309446372/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2010/03/what-do-you-see.html#comment-form' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/1243285607309446372'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/1243285607309446372'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2010/03/what-do-you-see.html' title='What do you see?'/><author><name>Kitchen Floor Cockroach</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13368850069053705628</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J76MI29HaD4/SmBhkfM966I/AAAAAAAAAAM/xRLWpVVWn4M/S220/n515379463_235824_2868.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1227367771489005190.post-6102356523008323626</id><published>2010-02-16T12:00:00.002Z</published><updated>2010-02-16T12:05:05.198Z</updated><title type='text'>...sometimes Music and Movies don't mix!</title><content type='html'>Watching the Dark Knight for the 3rd time I was joined by my elder sister who has the knack for asking too many questions about movies she would never watch.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-          Oh, that’s BATMAN! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She says..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-          Yes it is.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I reply...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-          Why is he doing that?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-          ‘cos he is a hero&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-          But he’s hurting them…&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She exclaims…&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-          They’re bad people I reply&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-          Well that’s not very ‘hero-like’ is it?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To my relief she remembers she is cooking and leaves. However she returns later with yet another barrage of incessant questions much to my dismay&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-          Who’s that, and what happened to his face?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-          Harvey Dent a.k.a Two Face. He was burnt.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She paused and proceeded in a enquiring tone…&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-          ….Two Face &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;Shakur&lt;/span&gt;?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I smiled in silence.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1227367771489005190-6102356523008323626?l=kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/feeds/6102356523008323626/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2010/02/sometimes-music-and-movies-dont-mix.html#comment-form' title='10 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/6102356523008323626'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/6102356523008323626'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2010/02/sometimes-music-and-movies-dont-mix.html' title='...sometimes Music and Movies don&apos;t mix!'/><author><name>Kitchen Floor Cockroach</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13368850069053705628</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J76MI29HaD4/SmBhkfM966I/AAAAAAAAAAM/xRLWpVVWn4M/S220/n515379463_235824_2868.jpg'/></author><thr:total>10</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1227367771489005190.post-8556409945354609882</id><published>2010-02-08T07:26:00.004Z</published><updated>2010-02-08T07:42:26.880Z</updated><title type='text'>Get Down On It!</title><content type='html'>R2Bees, 'I Dey Mad OH!' resonates from the speakers.&lt;br /&gt;she took to the dance floor,  her  jewellery shining,  her smile widening. &lt;br /&gt;her enthusiasm, overwhelming.&lt;br /&gt;her moves made my eyebrows inch closer to my hairline.&lt;br /&gt;she was bobbing like a snake and shaking like a leaf.&lt;br /&gt;as she 'went down' her arms reached for the sky and her bottom almost touched the ground!&lt;br /&gt;shouts and whoops echoed from her peers, shock and disbelief evident from mine.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;she has told me on many an &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"&gt;occasion&lt;/span&gt;, 'the music you young people listen to today is trash, nothing like the good '&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"&gt;rhythms'&lt;/span&gt; of the old days. how can you even dance to it?'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Once she catches her breath all ask my &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3"&gt;grand&lt;/span&gt;-aunt the same question.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1227367771489005190-8556409945354609882?l=kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/feeds/8556409945354609882/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2010/02/get-down-on-it.html#comment-form' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/8556409945354609882'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/8556409945354609882'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2010/02/get-down-on-it.html' title='Get Down On It!'/><author><name>Kitchen Floor Cockroach</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13368850069053705628</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J76MI29HaD4/SmBhkfM966I/AAAAAAAAAAM/xRLWpVVWn4M/S220/n515379463_235824_2868.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1227367771489005190.post-8834449189706091647</id><published>2009-12-21T15:54:00.004Z</published><updated>2009-12-21T16:02:24.121Z</updated><title type='text'>Grief...</title><content type='html'>We live, we love, and as life goes on we lose the ones we love.&lt;br /&gt;When they pass we are told that we should cherish and dwell on the good memories and times we had with them ....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;.......so my question to you all is....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Why then do we take pictures at funerals?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1227367771489005190-8834449189706091647?l=kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/feeds/8834449189706091647/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2009/12/grief.html#comment-form' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/8834449189706091647'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/8834449189706091647'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2009/12/grief.html' title='Grief...'/><author><name>Kitchen Floor Cockroach</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13368850069053705628</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J76MI29HaD4/SmBhkfM966I/AAAAAAAAAAM/xRLWpVVWn4M/S220/n515379463_235824_2868.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1227367771489005190.post-7532316236760109750</id><published>2009-12-15T17:30:00.000Z</published><updated>2009-12-15T17:31:47.370Z</updated><title type='text'>Too Much Love</title><content type='html'>...a loving sister told her sister, when you go to school i shall miss ya:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;a tin of '&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;cerelac'&lt;/span&gt; she did buy&lt;br /&gt;to wish her little sister a fitting goodbye&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;with hugs and smiles they did part&lt;br /&gt;each loving sister playing her part&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;off to school the younger did go&lt;br /&gt;over a terrible rough road she did go&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;the 'box-room' key she did entreat&lt;br /&gt;to treat herself to a treat&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;the tin she did open&lt;br /&gt;her mouth stood open&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;the foil in the tin was torn in half&lt;br /&gt;the contents of the tin stood at half&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;nestled in the tin there was a letter &lt;br /&gt;the younger began to read every letter&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;her big sister in the letter did say,&lt;br /&gt;I’m sorry 'sis' don't know what to say&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;hope when you read this you are alright&lt;br /&gt;i had to make sure the '&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"&gt;cerelac'&lt;/span&gt; was all right&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1227367771489005190-7532316236760109750?l=kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/feeds/7532316236760109750/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2009/12/too-much-love.html#comment-form' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/7532316236760109750'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/7532316236760109750'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2009/12/too-much-love.html' title='Too Much Love'/><author><name>Kitchen Floor Cockroach</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13368850069053705628</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J76MI29HaD4/SmBhkfM966I/AAAAAAAAAAM/xRLWpVVWn4M/S220/n515379463_235824_2868.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1227367771489005190.post-9197980949202380992</id><published>2009-12-09T15:53:00.001Z</published><updated>2009-12-09T15:55:56.954Z</updated><title type='text'>Alone Inside</title><content type='html'>I'm alone inside&lt;br /&gt;But not for long&lt;br /&gt;The crown has gathered&lt;br /&gt;To hear my song&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The lights are lit&lt;br /&gt;The mood is set&lt;br /&gt;The people await&lt;br /&gt;With bated breath&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The curtains are drawn&lt;br /&gt;Necks are strained&lt;br /&gt;Performance performed&lt;br /&gt;They call my name&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The lights are dimmed&lt;br /&gt;The cheers have died&lt;br /&gt;The people have left&lt;br /&gt;I'm alone inside&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1227367771489005190-9197980949202380992?l=kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/feeds/9197980949202380992/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2009/12/alone-inside.html#comment-form' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/9197980949202380992'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/9197980949202380992'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2009/12/alone-inside.html' title='Alone Inside'/><author><name>Kitchen Floor Cockroach</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13368850069053705628</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J76MI29HaD4/SmBhkfM966I/AAAAAAAAAAM/xRLWpVVWn4M/S220/n515379463_235824_2868.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1227367771489005190.post-269227875215839496</id><published>2009-12-05T20:02:00.002Z</published><updated>2009-12-05T20:42:04.529Z</updated><title type='text'>The Saga of a 'Returnee'</title><content type='html'>he sits in the corner completely blank&lt;br /&gt;he creases his brow, deep in concentration&lt;br /&gt;the result; beads of &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;perspiration&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;he stares straight ahead into the &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"&gt;emptiness&lt;/span&gt; that is his mind&lt;br /&gt;his brain is parched, ideas no he longer finds&lt;br /&gt;his heart is hollow, passion has left&lt;br /&gt;in exasperation he exhales his breath&lt;br /&gt;he raises his head and wipes his brow&lt;br /&gt;through the fields and wilderness he must plough&lt;br /&gt;for now his (writers)block must become his brick&lt;br /&gt;until the passion and ideas return fast and thick&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1227367771489005190-269227875215839496?l=kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/feeds/269227875215839496/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2009/12/saga-of-returnee.html#comment-form' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/269227875215839496'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/269227875215839496'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2009/12/saga-of-returnee.html' title='The Saga of a &apos;Returnee&apos;'/><author><name>Kitchen Floor Cockroach</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13368850069053705628</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J76MI29HaD4/SmBhkfM966I/AAAAAAAAAAM/xRLWpVVWn4M/S220/n515379463_235824_2868.jpg'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1227367771489005190.post-2123724548962726719</id><published>2009-09-24T13:53:00.003Z</published><updated>2009-09-24T13:57:24.647Z</updated><title type='text'>It must be done!</title><content type='html'>i sit alone, i ponder and plot&lt;br /&gt;i ponder about the things i am not&lt;br /&gt;i plot on how to achieve my aims&lt;br /&gt;life is much more then brilliance and brains&lt;br /&gt;ingenuity is a must, cunning too&lt;br /&gt;i continue to ponder on what i must now do&lt;br /&gt;life is not race yet we still compete&lt;br /&gt;i must run and run until i no longer feel my feet&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1227367771489005190-2123724548962726719?l=kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/feeds/2123724548962726719/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2009/09/it-must-be-done.html#comment-form' title='8 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/2123724548962726719'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/2123724548962726719'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2009/09/it-must-be-done.html' title='It must be done!'/><author><name>Kitchen Floor Cockroach</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13368850069053705628</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J76MI29HaD4/SmBhkfM966I/AAAAAAAAAAM/xRLWpVVWn4M/S220/n515379463_235824_2868.jpg'/></author><thr:total>8</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1227367771489005190.post-2515115016752167820</id><published>2009-09-06T00:28:00.002Z</published><updated>2009-09-06T00:44:09.288Z</updated><title type='text'>Life</title><content type='html'>2-7&lt;br /&gt;parents take you to weddings but not funerals.&lt;br /&gt;why?&lt;br /&gt;they want to show you to &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;their&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"&gt;friends&lt;/span&gt; and they do not want to expose you to death .&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7-14&lt;br /&gt;parents take you to weddings and funerals&lt;br /&gt;why?&lt;br /&gt;they don't know what to do with you and they think you are old enough to deal with death.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;14-18&lt;br /&gt;parents take you to weddings and funerals&lt;br /&gt;why?&lt;br /&gt;they do not know what else to do &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"&gt;with&lt;/span&gt; you because they cannot leave you home alone&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;18-22&lt;br /&gt;parents take you to weddings and funerals&lt;br /&gt;why?&lt;br /&gt;they want you to browse the market (yes at both weddings and funerals)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;23-30&lt;br /&gt;you go to weddings and funerals&lt;br /&gt;why?&lt;br /&gt;because you  want to (the search) and because close friends start losing relations.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;31-40&lt;br /&gt;you go to weddings a&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3"&gt;nd&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4"&gt;funerals&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;why?&lt;br /&gt;for the very same reasons set out above&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;40 -60&lt;br /&gt;you go to weddings and funerals&lt;br /&gt;why?&lt;br /&gt;because your kids are getting married and you friends are dying.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;60 - 80&lt;br /&gt;you go to weddings and funerals&lt;br /&gt;why?&lt;br /&gt;.....................&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1227367771489005190-2515115016752167820?l=kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/feeds/2515115016752167820/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2009/09/life.html#comment-form' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/2515115016752167820'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/2515115016752167820'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2009/09/life.html' title='Life'/><author><name>Kitchen Floor Cockroach</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13368850069053705628</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J76MI29HaD4/SmBhkfM966I/AAAAAAAAAAM/xRLWpVVWn4M/S220/n515379463_235824_2868.jpg'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1227367771489005190.post-3732059019440006030</id><published>2009-09-01T10:54:00.004Z</published><updated>2009-09-01T11:44:11.206Z</updated><title type='text'>Black and White - Battle of the Colours</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;I read on 20&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;savvy's&lt;/span&gt; blog about the upcoming Disney movie with black princess from new &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"&gt;orleans&lt;/span&gt; and the controversy  that it has caused. apparently she is supposed to kiss a frog. so?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;snow white lived with seven &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"&gt;dwarfs&lt;/span&gt; - (&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3"&gt;thats&lt;/span&gt; kinky), &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4"&gt;Goldilocks&lt;/span&gt; was a &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5"&gt;thief;&lt;/span&gt; won't even get started on &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6"&gt;Rapunzel&lt;/span&gt; and do take note that all wicked step-mothers have been of &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7"&gt;caucasian&lt;/span&gt; persuasion (i mean in Disney movies ).&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;personally i think that the world needs to lighten up just a little bit. there have been serious issues which have been addressed which were not appropriate. like the poster for the &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8"&gt;immigration&lt;/span&gt; reforms in &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9"&gt;switzerland&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;,  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;which shows three white sheep kicking a black sheep against a backdrop of the Swiss flag.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt; (&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/6980766.stm"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/6980766.stm&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt; . &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;there have been too many &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10"&gt;black&lt;/span&gt; vs white battles &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;i don't think that this needs to be another.  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;I want to add a poem i heard when i was about 9 years old. my brother read it to me. at the time i thought it was funny and i still do. increase the peace and enjoy!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style=" color: rgb(120, 56, 150); font-family:'times new roman';"&gt;&lt;p align="center" style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#000000;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;Being Coloured !&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-weight: 800; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;Being Coloured: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;When I was born...I was BLACK. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;When I grew up...I was BLACK. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;When I am sick...I am BLACK &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#000000;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;When I go out in the sun...I am BLACK. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;When I go out in the cold...I am BLACK. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;When I die...I am BLACK.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-weight: bold; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;BUT YOU WHITE FOLK :&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;When you are born...You are PINK.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;When you grow up...You are PEACH.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;When you are sick...You are GREEN.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;When you go out in the cold...You are BLUE.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;When you are scared... You are WHITE.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;When you go out in the sun...You are RED.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;When you die...You turn PURPLE.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#000000;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;And you have the nerve to call me "COLOURED"!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#000000;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#000000;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#000000;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#000000;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;Author unknown&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1227367771489005190-3732059019440006030?l=kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/feeds/3732059019440006030/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2009/09/black-and-white-battle-of-colours.html#comment-form' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/3732059019440006030'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/3732059019440006030'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2009/09/black-and-white-battle-of-colours.html' title='Black and White - Battle of the Colours'/><author><name>Kitchen Floor Cockroach</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13368850069053705628</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J76MI29HaD4/SmBhkfM966I/AAAAAAAAAAM/xRLWpVVWn4M/S220/n515379463_235824_2868.jpg'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1227367771489005190.post-4230255386910775464</id><published>2009-08-27T12:58:00.000Z</published><updated>2009-08-27T12:58:00.399Z</updated><title type='text'>I Confess</title><content type='html'>i confess, i told a lie &lt;div&gt;reaction changes nothing &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;the mortal sin stains the fabric of my existence&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;punishment and pain a welcome comfort &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;i scrape and thirst for that which is your disapproval for in it i shall find solace&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;i confess, i told a lie&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;the existence of which i am, is broken&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;purity contaminated&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;i shall no longer drink with conviction, dine with belief&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;innocence and joy are lost to my beatific heart &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;i confess, i told a lie&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;but can you do the same, Confess?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;the hyprocritical shadow engulfs your being&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;gossip and scuttlebutt in your scuzzy niches of twisted ethics&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;i no longer need your acceptance&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I confess , i told a lie&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;but for that i am free&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1227367771489005190-4230255386910775464?l=kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/feeds/4230255386910775464/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2009/08/i-confess.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/4230255386910775464'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/4230255386910775464'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2009/08/i-confess.html' title='I Confess'/><author><name>Kitchen Floor Cockroach</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13368850069053705628</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J76MI29HaD4/SmBhkfM966I/AAAAAAAAAAM/xRLWpVVWn4M/S220/n515379463_235824_2868.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1227367771489005190.post-6395422244056620228</id><published>2009-08-25T22:44:00.000Z</published><updated>2009-08-25T22:41:12.479Z</updated><title type='text'>INconvenience store</title><content type='html'>a '&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;convenience&lt;/span&gt; store' in &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"&gt;Ghana&lt;/span&gt; is a somewhat of a &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"&gt;misnomer&lt;/span&gt;. you pop into one aiming to buy one or two necessary supplies; some soap, &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3"&gt;deodorant&lt;/span&gt;, some juice and a gauze maybe. lets just say, for the sake of &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4"&gt;argument&lt;/span&gt; you get everything you need. you get to the counter , put down your cash and the 'convenience store' clerk looks down at it and says, 'i don't have change'.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;at this point i believe you have three options&lt;br /&gt;1. buy something you don't need&lt;br /&gt;2. put something you do need back on the shelf&lt;br /&gt;3. just leave everything on the counter and leave.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5"&gt;1, 2 and 3 = INconvenient&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1227367771489005190-6395422244056620228?l=kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/feeds/6395422244056620228/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2009/08/inconvenience-store.html#comment-form' title='8 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/6395422244056620228'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/6395422244056620228'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2009/08/inconvenience-store.html' title='INconvenience store'/><author><name>Kitchen Floor Cockroach</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13368850069053705628</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J76MI29HaD4/SmBhkfM966I/AAAAAAAAAAM/xRLWpVVWn4M/S220/n515379463_235824_2868.jpg'/></author><thr:total>8</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1227367771489005190.post-7888804831670571292</id><published>2009-08-18T11:15:00.002Z</published><updated>2009-08-18T11:31:47.517Z</updated><title type='text'>Ghana Moments: Spoken Word</title><content type='html'>i love my country. i love it for its promise, i love it for its flaws, i love the fact that we have a history and a future that are the envy of the whole of Africa (this Africa does include south Africa. &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;hehehe&lt;/span&gt;). the one thing however i love most about Ghana is its people. kind and hospitable. those are the words which are often used to describe my fellow country men. but what are words that my fellow country use to describe?  the Ghanaian English language is a joy to behold and even though some of the statements that are made by Ghanaians are atrocious they bring a smile to my lips and to my heart. below are a few of my favourite expressions, phrases and sayings. &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;The last end (situational description)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;The last corner (situational description)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;The last show (the last major event/scene in a movie)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;you can't me ( you're no match for me)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;no any body (nobody)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;its not the best (inappropriate)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"&gt;blowman&lt;/span&gt; (hero)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;since since (a long time ago)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;tomorrow next (day after tomorrow)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;yesterday's back (day before yesterday)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;wrong mistake (double jeopardy)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;return back (double jeopardy)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;repeat again (double jeopardy)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;i trust my leg (no known &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"&gt;English&lt;/span&gt; equivalent - help me out) &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;tankas (town council)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;what are yours?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1227367771489005190-7888804831670571292?l=kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/feeds/7888804831670571292/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2009/08/ghana-moments-spoken-word.html#comment-form' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/7888804831670571292'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/7888804831670571292'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2009/08/ghana-moments-spoken-word.html' title='Ghana Moments: Spoken Word'/><author><name>Kitchen Floor Cockroach</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13368850069053705628</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J76MI29HaD4/SmBhkfM966I/AAAAAAAAAAM/xRLWpVVWn4M/S220/n515379463_235824_2868.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1227367771489005190.post-9051378196552192065</id><published>2009-08-14T15:50:00.002Z</published><updated>2009-08-14T15:55:43.504Z</updated><title type='text'>Cuties to Custody (Part 4): The Question!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;...sullen and sultry and with a exaggerated limp&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;he walks out his cell 'playing' the wimp&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;in her arms he falls feigning fatigue&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;she is taken in, an provides for his needs&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;she fluffs his pillow and puts him to bed&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;she gently strokes his balding head&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;hes content with the success of his ploy, his lie&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;she tells him she loves him and caresses his thigh&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;he closes his eyes and drifts off to sleep&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;but is woken &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6"&gt;abruptly&lt;/span&gt; by the question, whose Angelique?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1227367771489005190-9051378196552192065?l=kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/feeds/9051378196552192065/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2009/08/cuties-to-custody-part-4-question.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/9051378196552192065'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/9051378196552192065'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2009/08/cuties-to-custody-part-4-question.html' title='Cuties to Custody (Part 4): The Question!'/><author><name>Kitchen Floor Cockroach</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13368850069053705628</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J76MI29HaD4/SmBhkfM966I/AAAAAAAAAAM/xRLWpVVWn4M/S220/n515379463_235824_2868.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1227367771489005190.post-2922290964222394419</id><published>2009-08-13T08:38:00.003Z</published><updated>2009-08-13T08:44:14.126Z</updated><title type='text'>Cuties to Custody (Part 3): Custody</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;his shirt is taken , his belt is as well&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;and ever so &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4"&gt;politely&lt;/span&gt; ushered into his cell&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;he patiently waits while they place the call&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;he awaits his spouse, time slows to a crawl&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;she finally appears, in her robe and in tears&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;his heart stops pumping, shes calmed his fears&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;the officer recounts at length and with &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5"&gt;fervour&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;the driver stands by,  an  amused observer&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;a bag is opened, and a palm is greased&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;(two 'bribes' in one night , today i shall feast)....&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1227367771489005190-2922290964222394419?l=kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/feeds/2922290964222394419/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2009/08/cuties-to-custody-part-3-custody.html#comment-form' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/2922290964222394419'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/2922290964222394419'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2009/08/cuties-to-custody-part-3-custody.html' title='Cuties to Custody (Part 3): Custody'/><author><name>Kitchen Floor Cockroach</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13368850069053705628</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J76MI29HaD4/SmBhkfM966I/AAAAAAAAAAM/xRLWpVVWn4M/S220/n515379463_235824_2868.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1227367771489005190.post-2921815297753070998</id><published>2009-08-12T08:06:00.001Z</published><updated>2009-08-12T08:33:41.007Z</updated><title type='text'>Cuties to Custody (Part 2): The Plan</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;his wife such conduct will not entertain&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;he drives round campus , wracking his brain&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;an idea comes to him as quick as a flash&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;he shakes his head, his &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"&gt;Benz&lt;/span&gt; he will not crash&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;he ponders on what; what to do, what to do?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;he hatches &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"&gt;three&lt;/span&gt; plans but settles for number 2&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;he parks his &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3"&gt;Benz&lt;/span&gt; in the cold quiet night&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;the law enforcement logo is ablaze with light&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;he walks on in and there he confers&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;the situation is critical he minces not his words...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1227367771489005190-2921815297753070998?l=kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/feeds/2921815297753070998/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2009/08/cuties-to-custody-part-2.html#comment-form' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' 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1</title><content type='html'>his wife cursorily he has set aside &lt;div&gt;a flimsy excuse he bore with pride&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;at 11 he is expected at home &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;tonight he has a valid licence to roam&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;the drink as a rule he does not use&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;the women however do make him drool&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;to campus he does his new &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;Benz&lt;/span&gt; take&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;anxious girls follow in his wake&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;his time with youth he does enjoy&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;but time grows old, past 1, oh boy!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1227367771489005190-6031138651490381226?l=kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J76MI29HaD4/SmBhkfM966I/AAAAAAAAAAM/xRLWpVVWn4M/S220/n515379463_235824_2868.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1227367771489005190.post-5433351060361689274</id><published>2009-08-10T17:34:00.003Z</published><updated>2009-08-10T18:03:24.307Z</updated><title type='text'>a 'timely' meeting!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;i'm&lt;/span&gt; strolling down the canopied road. the trees provide a welcome break from the heat which continually slapped my closely &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"&gt;shaven&lt;/span&gt; head. i watch my feet as i walk, a pastime which i engage in when boredom just won't leave me alone. its a bad habit i picked up from &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"&gt;american&lt;/span&gt; students on campus, shuffling around with their heads between my knees so that they don't make eye contact. (&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3"&gt;hehehehe&lt;/span&gt; - hilarious). &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;anyway, for a second i escape from my self indulging habit and raise my head to ensure that no surprise awaits me during the next 30 of so steps. as i raised my head i noticed a 'sister' at the end of the canopied tunnel . she looked very chic as she walked towards me.  hair all shiny (fresh perm) bright white laces on her yellow sneakers (brand new), big loopy earrings (way-too-much) and an ego i could feel enveloping me from 20 meters away. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;boredom decided to 'bounce',  i levelled my chin and pulled my 'oh-yeah-you-want-me' swagger from my swagger safe. i was determined to engage this young lady in conversation.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;i approached her, she approached me; nose in the air (snob!). just as she passed i enquired , 'excuse me, could you tell me what time it is please?' she eyed me from head to toe and with an indignant toss of her hair she glanced at he shiny time piece and answered, .....3:75. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;i said..... or rather exclaimed,  thank you and smiled broadly. i looked at my feet and giggling to my self proceeded to exit the canopy. to experience the 3 hour, 75 minute old afternoon.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1227367771489005190-5433351060361689274?l=kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/feeds/5433351060361689274/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2009/08/timely-meeting.html#comment-form' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/5433351060361689274'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/5433351060361689274'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2009/08/timely-meeting.html' title='a &apos;timely&apos; meeting!'/><author><name>Kitchen Floor Cockroach</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13368850069053705628</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J76MI29HaD4/SmBhkfM966I/AAAAAAAAAAM/xRLWpVVWn4M/S220/n515379463_235824_2868.jpg'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1227367771489005190.post-9027245866101707</id><published>2009-08-07T10:56:00.000Z</published><updated>2009-08-07T11:18:00.932Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jealously'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nature'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='movement'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='trees'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dance'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='love'/><title type='text'>Nature in Love</title><content type='html'>day by day, the leaves dance on the kisses of the wind&lt;div&gt;the branches hold them &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;firm&lt;/span&gt; , like jealous lovers&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;the trees sway with gentle movements of a forgotten dance&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;nature partakes in wild romance&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1227367771489005190-9027245866101707?l=kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/feeds/9027245866101707/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2009/08/nature-in-love.html#comment-form' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/9027245866101707'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/9027245866101707'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2009/08/nature-in-love.html' title='Nature in Love'/><author><name>Kitchen Floor Cockroach</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13368850069053705628</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J76MI29HaD4/SmBhkfM966I/AAAAAAAAAAM/xRLWpVVWn4M/S220/n515379463_235824_2868.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1227367771489005190.post-7165210719961423835</id><published>2009-08-06T08:32:00.005Z</published><updated>2009-08-06T09:27:31.711Z</updated><title type='text'>The Female Stalker</title><content type='html'>&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style=" ;font-family:'Times New Roman';"&gt;&lt;div style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 3px; padding-right: 3px; padding-bottom: 3px; padding-left: 3px; width: auto; font: normal normal normal 100%/normal Georgia, serif; text-align: left; "&gt;&lt;div&gt;i'm watching him, does he know?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;oh i want to squeeze his buns! My beau!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;i think of him so much it should be a crime&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;i even slept under his window one time&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;i have to duck, wow, that was close&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;i was just able to hide, by the skin of my nose&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;i pick up my cell and then i call him&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;his gentle voice on the other end makes me grin&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;i follow him to work, my leader of the gentry&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;he looks so mature, my loving hearts' sentry&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;i imagine him and i having so much fun&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;oh, he must be late, hes started to run&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;i marvel, i gaze, i fantasize and i crave&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;pictures of passion, my knees start to cave&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;the warm summers day befitting ambiance does provide &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;one day you'll be groom and i'll be bride&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1227367771489005190-7165210719961423835?l=kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/feeds/7165210719961423835/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2009/08/female-stalker.html#comment-form' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/7165210719961423835'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/7165210719961423835'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2009/08/female-stalker.html' title='The Female Stalker'/><author><name>Kitchen Floor Cockroach</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13368850069053705628</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J76MI29HaD4/SmBhkfM966I/AAAAAAAAAAM/xRLWpVVWn4M/S220/n515379463_235824_2868.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1227367771489005190.post-2313325111207786798</id><published>2009-08-05T09:52:00.006Z</published><updated>2009-08-06T09:29:37.380Z</updated><title type='text'>Stalked</title><content type='html'>someone is watching, i know they are&lt;div&gt;someone is following, i should feel like a star&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;but i don't, in fact  i'm very disturbed &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;the fact that i'm an object has left me perturbed&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;i peer out of the window at the pitch black night &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;the phone rings behind me, i jump up with fright&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;the voice on the other end is silent, non-existent&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;the beat of my heart is now more persistent&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;i walk to work looking over my shoulder&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;all this worry is making me look older&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;i am being observed, by whom i know not&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;my pacey walk turns into a trot&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;i ponder, i pace, i  fear and i dread &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;unkind images of my fate dance in my head &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;the warm summer day seems such a dispiriting place&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;some sick individual is invading my space&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1227367771489005190-2313325111207786798?l=kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/feeds/2313325111207786798/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2009/08/stalker.html#comment-form' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/2313325111207786798'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/2313325111207786798'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2009/08/stalker.html' title='Stalked'/><author><name>Kitchen Floor Cockroach</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13368850069053705628</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J76MI29HaD4/SmBhkfM966I/AAAAAAAAAAM/xRLWpVVWn4M/S220/n515379463_235824_2868.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1227367771489005190.post-4955715638601451840</id><published>2009-08-04T16:44:00.005Z</published><updated>2009-08-05T11:57:54.229Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='change'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wife'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='girlfriend'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='marriage'/><title type='text'>The Fear of Man</title><content type='html'>The joys of life include a girl&lt;div&gt;who comforts you when you drink and hurl &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;who cares for you and strokes your hair&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;who consents and offers here derriere&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;who cooks and cleans &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;who irons and steams&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;who ensures the tips of your shoes do gleam&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;who laughs at all your sordid jokes&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;who ignores those cheeky prods and pokes&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;who tolerates your nasty friends&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;but always to your needs does tend&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;BUT! &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;The bane of life&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; includes a wife&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;who never lets you go the bar&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;who disallows you from going far&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;who never lets you 'cop a feel'&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;who beats you with her high shoes' heel&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;who lounges and splurges&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;who gives your blood pressure surges&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;who never laughs and never smiles&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;who has an expression like she just drank bile&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;who never wants to play the host&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;and turns your 'mojo' to a ghost&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1227367771489005190-4955715638601451840?l=kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/feeds/4955715638601451840/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2009/08/fear-of-man.html#comment-form' title='8 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/4955715638601451840'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/4955715638601451840'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2009/08/fear-of-man.html' title='The Fear of Man'/><author><name>Kitchen Floor Cockroach</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13368850069053705628</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J76MI29HaD4/SmBhkfM966I/AAAAAAAAAAM/xRLWpVVWn4M/S220/n515379463_235824_2868.jpg'/></author><thr:total>8</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1227367771489005190.post-8526986074521412010</id><published>2009-08-03T08:06:00.004Z</published><updated>2009-08-03T11:12:46.809Z</updated><title type='text'>Samaritan or Sucker?</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;This weekend passed without serious incident (sigh of relief). There were no illogical attendants and no irrational drivers on the road, save for yours truly. Despite the  tranquility of my weekend there was a parenthetical point of note that I want to share with you all.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;On Saturday night, as I was leaving the hospitable atmosphere of Walker's XL Pizza on the Pig Farm junction in Accra, I was approached by a man. He was unkempt, short and wore a melancholic expression upon his weathered face. He asked me for a minute of my time to which I obliged. He proceeded to pour out his story in the most mournful manner I had ever witnessed (and i have witnessed quite a few). As he recounted his  ordeal tears welled up in his eyes and he began to sob profusely. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Briefly, he told he was from Benin, a victim of theft and stranded in Accra. He told me of how he had asked others for a little money so that he may find something to 'chop' and how he was promptly told to 'Go chop your mother.'&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;I'm human, I was touched, I opened my wallet . He thanked me, showered me with blessings and ran, joy in each stride, holding his 'alms' aloft in such a manner that warmed my 'giving' heart.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;As I drove home I reflected on what had just 'gone-down.' The more I thought about it the more I questioned,  was I a Samaritan or a Sucker, Eleemosynary or an &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;Eejit&lt;/span&gt; . &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;(Fast-forward to Sunday afternoon - Results are in, I have been reliably informed that I am a Sucker.. I was defrauded, bamboozled, hoodwinked, led by the nose, played false, juggled, diddled, swindled, conned, tricked, had, hustled, deceived  and I've learnt my lesson)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1227367771489005190-8526986074521412010?l=kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/feeds/8526986074521412010/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2009/08/samaritan-or-sucker.html#comment-form' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/8526986074521412010'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/8526986074521412010'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2009/08/samaritan-or-sucker.html' title='Samaritan or Sucker?'/><author><name>Kitchen Floor Cockroach</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13368850069053705628</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J76MI29HaD4/SmBhkfM966I/AAAAAAAAAAM/xRLWpVVWn4M/S220/n515379463_235824_2868.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1227367771489005190.post-7545199491490151364</id><published>2009-07-31T17:25:00.002Z</published><updated>2009-07-31T17:41:06.901Z</updated><title type='text'>Friday Night</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Friday Night has come around&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;He beeps his horn twice to get my attention&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;I give my old friend a look of disinterest&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;He smiles at me, a smile I know oh to well&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Oh, the trouble we get into, tonight might be jail&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;All the same I grab my jacket and hop in the car &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;the night has started, he lights his cigar. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1227367771489005190-7545199491490151364?l=kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/feeds/7545199491490151364/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2009/07/friday-night.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/7545199491490151364'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/7545199491490151364'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2009/07/friday-night.html' title='Friday Night'/><author><name>Kitchen Floor Cockroach</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13368850069053705628</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J76MI29HaD4/SmBhkfM966I/AAAAAAAAAAM/xRLWpVVWn4M/S220/n515379463_235824_2868.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1227367771489005190.post-1352430650058165857</id><published>2009-07-30T17:05:00.004Z</published><updated>2009-07-30T17:42:33.313Z</updated><title type='text'>Ghana Moments: Fear of the Big Man</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;This transpired when a parking attendant at the airport noticed i was in possession of a parking ticket as well as a long term parking pass and asked me to hand over the ticket without giving me reason,  i refused: &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;a favour asked, i was happy to oblige &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;to the airport i went to go to heat a ride&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;i merrily approached the  mean silver machine&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;whose shine dirt had dulled and it no longer gleamed&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;my thoughts were cut short by an approaching attendant&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;he opened his mouth and of teeth he had remnants&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;beside the car he stood and peered inside&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;i held the parking pass aloft smiling with pride&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;he said 'aha a ticket have you' &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;(he actually didn't say that but the import is true)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;i replied in the affirmative with a puzzled look&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;he said give it to me like an anxious crook&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;i shook my head, why should i yield&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;i held the ticket close, its fate i sealed&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;release this card i do not dare&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;it was not mine to give to me that was clear&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;hand it over or your car i shall clamp&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;a threat! i relaxed and smiled, i had won, &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;I'm&lt;/span&gt; the champ&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;this car right here which your so eager to arrest&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;it belongs to a BIG man, i do not jest&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;if you like, if you dare , your welcome to try&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;clamp this car, i bid you good-bye&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;his mouth closed then opened and he sheepishly said&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;do what you want, an retired to his shed&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1227367771489005190-1352430650058165857?l=kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J76MI29HaD4/SmBhkfM966I/AAAAAAAAAAM/xRLWpVVWn4M/S220/n515379463_235824_2868.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1227367771489005190.post-2915998777222336618</id><published>2009-07-28T13:38:00.004Z</published><updated>2009-07-28T14:07:24.873Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='armaggedon'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dispair'/><title type='text'>I Close My Eyes</title><content type='html'>a world unforgiving, malicious at heart&lt;div&gt;people once moulded together, now broken apart&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;days never ending and always beginning&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;men of the cloth preaching against sinning&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;children of the dawn lost in the morn&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;the human race all forlorn&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;ball of confusion no longer fiction&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;'approach armageddon!', repetitive diction&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;spun and interwoven are greed and sloth&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;abundant resources exist now in plots&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;blotches of brown cover the fields&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;we no longer exclaim 'abundant yield!'&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;silence creeps up to take its place&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;a world full of pride, now fully disgraced&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1227367771489005190-2915998777222336618?l=kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/feeds/2915998777222336618/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2009/07/i-close-my-eyes.html#comment-form' title='13 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/2915998777222336618'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/2915998777222336618'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2009/07/i-close-my-eyes.html' title='I Close My Eyes'/><author><name>Kitchen Floor Cockroach</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13368850069053705628</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J76MI29HaD4/SmBhkfM966I/AAAAAAAAAAM/xRLWpVVWn4M/S220/n515379463_235824_2868.jpg'/></author><thr:total>13</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1227367771489005190.post-5675592468149808693</id><published>2009-07-27T19:18:00.001Z</published><updated>2009-07-27T19:21:48.768Z</updated><title type='text'>Friend or Foe</title><content type='html'>smiles all around&lt;div&gt;pats on his back do abound&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;frank talks from hearts do flow&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;but can he trust them&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;friend or foe? &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1227367771489005190-5675592468149808693?l=kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/feeds/5675592468149808693/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2009/07/friend-or-foe.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/5675592468149808693'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/5675592468149808693'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2009/07/friend-or-foe.html' title='Friend or Foe'/><author><name>Kitchen Floor Cockroach</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13368850069053705628</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J76MI29HaD4/SmBhkfM966I/AAAAAAAAAAM/xRLWpVVWn4M/S220/n515379463_235824_2868.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1227367771489005190.post-277488030366456905</id><published>2009-07-24T18:03:00.007Z</published><updated>2009-07-24T18:43:34.525Z</updated><title type='text'>His Lover</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"   style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 13px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;"&gt;he looked at her beautiful face&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"   style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 13px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;"&gt;he greeted her with a warm embrace&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"   style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 13px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;"&gt;he had missed his lover so&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"   style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 13px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;"&gt;his little angel with the vibrant glow&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"   style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 13px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;"&gt;she had so much to show him&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"   style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 13px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;"&gt;he wanted so much to know&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"   style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 13px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"   style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 13px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;"&gt;he lay on the sofa and kicked off his shoes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 13px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "&gt;she just sat and stared, she didn't move&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 13px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "&gt;he adored her so much, she was such a tease &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"   style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 13px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;"&gt;but he knew how to turn her on with the greatest of ease&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"   style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 13px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;"&gt;he held his love tool and counted to three&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"   style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 13px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;"&gt;then he turned on his TV, and smiled with glee.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1227367771489005190-277488030366456905?l=kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J76MI29HaD4/SmBhkfM966I/AAAAAAAAAAM/xRLWpVVWn4M/S220/n515379463_235824_2868.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1227367771489005190.post-8532624736518881538</id><published>2009-07-23T17:13:00.005Z</published><updated>2009-07-23T17:26:06.693Z</updated><title type='text'>My Pet, Traffic</title><content type='html'>in the wee hours of the morning i creep past his cage &lt;div&gt;in the afternoon from my office window i catch his fleeting gaze&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;in the evening after work he waits patiently at my door&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;now i have to walk him home, a job i abhor!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1227367771489005190-8532624736518881538?l=kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J76MI29HaD4/SmBhkfM966I/AAAAAAAAAAM/xRLWpVVWn4M/S220/n515379463_235824_2868.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1227367771489005190.post-5860934217957522061</id><published>2009-07-22T16:26:00.004Z</published><updated>2009-07-23T08:08:55.079Z</updated><title type='text'>Nothing More, Nothing Less</title><content type='html'>he knew her from way back when&lt;div&gt;a time when man and woman were friends&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;holding hands, intentions the best, &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;loving the moment&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;nothing more , nothing less&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;he had memories of her from not long ago &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;a time when man and woman rocked too and fro&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;savouring each others kiss, and &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;their&lt;/span&gt; sweet caress&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;experiencing the moment&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;nothing more , nothing less&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;it just so happened that he met her today&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;in a time where men and women revelled in foul play&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;casting aside all acts of caution; stroking chests, burying flesh&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;living the moment&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;nothing more, nothing less&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;it is very possible he'll find her next year&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;in a time when men and women their lives must engineer&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;place their feet on the ground and give more than &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;their&lt;/span&gt; best, &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;for that moment expects;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;nothing more, nothing less&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' 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Cockroach</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13368850069053705628</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J76MI29HaD4/SmBhkfM966I/AAAAAAAAAAM/xRLWpVVWn4M/S220/n515379463_235824_2868.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1227367771489005190.post-790391270881319074</id><published>2009-07-21T18:46:00.006Z</published><updated>2009-07-21T19:24:18.666Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='driving'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='silence'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mornings'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hope'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='family'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='love'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='drive'/><title type='text'>My Drive to Work</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;the twitter of the early bird echoes in the dark,&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;the sun still sleeps&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt; as i sit in the car, the engine roars; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt; broken silence. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;the evening of the night meets the morning of the day as i bounce over the bumpy road&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;the rough even surface of the coal tar surface continually rumbles under the touch of my tyres&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;i think of the family i miss, i sing of love,i dream of hope, as i wait the coming of the green lantern&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;my hands work the wheel &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;left , right, hold, left,  right, hold&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;i see the office, &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;i park the car,&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;i feel the sun,&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;my day has begun.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1227367771489005190-790391270881319074?l=kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/feeds/790391270881319074/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2009/07/my-drive-to-work.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/790391270881319074'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/790391270881319074'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2009/07/my-drive-to-work.html' title='My Drive to Work'/><author><name>Kitchen Floor Cockroach</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13368850069053705628</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J76MI29HaD4/SmBhkfM966I/AAAAAAAAAAM/xRLWpVVWn4M/S220/n515379463_235824_2868.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1227367771489005190.post-6464529691334234259</id><published>2009-07-20T14:43:00.007Z</published><updated>2009-07-20T16:20:50.264Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='joy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='akosombo'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='reunion'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='friends'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='breakfast'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='translation'/><title type='text'>Lost in Literal  Translation</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;This weekend I went up to &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;Akosombo&lt;/span&gt; for a mini-reunion of sorts with some class mates of mine. We went walk about after eating a heavy communal &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"&gt;kenkey&lt;/span&gt; breakfast during which quips and zingers came whizzing out of &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"&gt;kenkey&lt;/span&gt; free, and sometimes full mouths piercing the egos of the participants of the breakfast meeting.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;While trudging in the middle of the road in the quiet town the &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3"&gt;Dobson&lt;/span&gt; Club House came into view on the horizon. We had a laugh reminiscing about the days when we dared not enter the building and decided to assert our 10 year old freedom. 'Glamorously' adorned in shorts, tracksuit bottoms, t'-shirts and '&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4"&gt;challey&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5"&gt;wete&lt;/span&gt;'  and looking every bit the part of  rouge students we scoffed at the 'No Bathroom Slippers Allowed' sign posted firmly on the door.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Laughing heartily we entered the once forbidden den where our teachers used to engage in the vices they could not show to the 'young and innocent'. A harsh 'Hey!' caused  a hushed silence, the voice proceeded,   'Why did you open the door down?' in bewilderment we stared at the elderly man standing in the open doorway, and then it dawned on us, 'Aden &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6"&gt;na&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7"&gt;w'ebue&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8"&gt;epo&lt;/span&gt; no &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9"&gt;ato&lt;/span&gt; ho?' , literally translated, 'Why did you open the door down?' &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Smiling to ourselves while fighting down the fits of laughter welling up inside us nobody owned up to leaving the door 'down'.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1227367771489005190-6464529691334234259?l=kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/feeds/6464529691334234259/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2009/07/lost-in-literal-translation.html#comment-form' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/6464529691334234259'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/6464529691334234259'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2009/07/lost-in-literal-translation.html' title='Lost in Literal  Translation'/><author><name>Kitchen Floor Cockroach</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13368850069053705628</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J76MI29HaD4/SmBhkfM966I/AAAAAAAAAAM/xRLWpVVWn4M/S220/n515379463_235824_2868.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1227367771489005190.post-7459708312791462919</id><published>2009-07-17T13:12:00.003Z</published><updated>2009-07-17T13:33:35.207Z</updated><title type='text'>Political Prisoner</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;I'm&lt;/span&gt; a political prisoner &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"&gt;I'm&lt;/span&gt; locked in a cell&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I can't see the bars but i feel them&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"&gt;I'm&lt;/span&gt; a &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3"&gt;political&lt;/span&gt; prisoner my life is hell&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4"&gt;I'm&lt;/span&gt; not to speak to other inmates about the jail&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5"&gt;I'm&lt;/span&gt; a political prisoner, I gave a &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6"&gt;speech&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;A &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7"&gt;speech&lt;/span&gt; that placed me out of reach&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8"&gt;I'm&lt;/span&gt; a political prisoner , I said 'I do'&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Now i must go, my wife has cooked stew.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1227367771489005190-7459708312791462919?l=kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/feeds/7459708312791462919/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2009/07/political-prisoner.html#comment-form' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/7459708312791462919'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/7459708312791462919'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2009/07/political-prisoner.html' title='Political Prisoner'/><author><name>Kitchen Floor Cockroach</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13368850069053705628</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J76MI29HaD4/SmBhkfM966I/AAAAAAAAAAM/xRLWpVVWn4M/S220/n515379463_235824_2868.jpg'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1227367771489005190.post-4088094948102807439</id><published>2009-07-16T16:02:00.006Z</published><updated>2009-07-16T17:01:00.714Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='surprise'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='flirting'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mouth'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kiss'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='expectation'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='delight'/><title type='text'>Me and my BIG mouth!</title><content type='html'>its getting late, i mean really late! &lt;div&gt;i should have been home by now. damn my date!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;all i wanted was but one little kiss,&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;it was in her possession, property that she would not miss.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;she ran and i followed , she paused an i swallowed&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;this was it i said, this must be it&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;like a movie fast-&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;forwarded&lt;/span&gt; to the juicy bit&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;i &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"&gt;leant&lt;/span&gt; in with  expectation&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;pouted lips were ready, why the hesitation?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;i heard her laugh and opened my eyes&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;why are you laughing? i said with &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"&gt;surprise&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;she paused and smiled, her eyes dancing with delight &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;she said,  I want more than just a little kiss tonight.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1227367771489005190-4088094948102807439?l=kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/feeds/4088094948102807439/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2009/07/me-and-my-big-mouth.html#comment-form' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/4088094948102807439'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/4088094948102807439'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2009/07/me-and-my-big-mouth.html' title='Me and my BIG mouth!'/><author><name>Kitchen Floor Cockroach</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13368850069053705628</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J76MI29HaD4/SmBhkfM966I/AAAAAAAAAAM/xRLWpVVWn4M/S220/n515379463_235824_2868.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1227367771489005190.post-2780840351785610585</id><published>2009-07-14T17:50:00.002Z</published><updated>2009-07-14T17:57:05.557Z</updated><title type='text'>Mind Your Own Business</title><content type='html'>What I do is of no concern to you&lt;div&gt;Leave me alone go pick someone &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;else's &lt;/span&gt; bone&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Bother me not , look not in my pot&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Have you quite finished?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Now mind your own business&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1227367771489005190-2780840351785610585?l=kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link 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src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J76MI29HaD4/SmBhkfM966I/AAAAAAAAAAM/xRLWpVVWn4M/S220/n515379463_235824_2868.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1227367771489005190.post-2142148925886182286</id><published>2009-07-13T07:39:00.003Z</published><updated>2009-07-13T08:06:53.462Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='castle'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='slavery'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='feeling'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='anguish'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cape coast'/><title type='text'>Cape Coast Castle: Echoes of the Past</title><content type='html'>Smiling he went in knowing not what to expect&lt;div&gt;He had heard stories and had felt some regret&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;He walked the courtyard and saw the cells&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;The suffocating enclosures where women &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;dwelled&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;He walked the halls and went down to the dungeon &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;The place where men were made less than men in seclusion&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Out in the open he breathed for the first time&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Happy to be out of the century old filth and grime&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"&gt;Dysphoric&lt;/span&gt; he came out knowing not what to expect&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;One thing he did know,  he would never forget&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1227367771489005190-2142148925886182286?l=kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/feeds/2142148925886182286/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2009/07/cape-coast-castle-echoes-of-past.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/2142148925886182286'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/2142148925886182286'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2009/07/cape-coast-castle-echoes-of-past.html' title='Cape Coast Castle: Echoes of the Past'/><author><name>Kitchen Floor Cockroach</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13368850069053705628</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J76MI29HaD4/SmBhkfM966I/AAAAAAAAAAM/xRLWpVVWn4M/S220/n515379463_235824_2868.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1227367771489005190.post-3192800181545912699</id><published>2009-07-11T14:24:00.000Z</published><updated>2009-07-11T16:07:22.903Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='confusion'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='stage'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='performamce'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='loneliness'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='act'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fame'/><title type='text'>The Show Must Go On</title><content type='html'>the lights are lit&lt;br /&gt;the mood is set&lt;br /&gt;the people await&lt;br /&gt;with bated breath&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;the curtains are drawn&lt;br /&gt;necks are strained&lt;br /&gt;performance performed&lt;br /&gt;they call my name&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;the lights are dimmed&lt;br /&gt;the cheers have died&lt;br /&gt;the people have left&lt;br /&gt;i'm alone inside&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1227367771489005190-3192800181545912699?l=kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/feeds/3192800181545912699/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2009/07/show-must-go-on.html#comment-form' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/3192800181545912699'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' 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scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ghana'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wow.'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='plot'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='commando'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hussien'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='movie'/><title type='text'>Obama-American Commando in Ghana</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;What do Commando and Obama's visit have in common?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;The Event:The movie premier of Commando&lt;div&gt;The Year :1985&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;The Content: &lt;span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;An action flick, where Arnold Schwarzenegger riddles the posh villa of an &lt;span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"&gt;   &lt;span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"&gt;                       &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;ousted dictator with bullets killing what appears to be over one hundred men &lt;span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"&gt;   &lt;span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"&gt;                      &lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;and gets just a scratch......or two.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;The Event:The official visit of the &lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: underline;"&gt;aMERICAN&lt;/span&gt; president , Hussein Obama&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;The Year : 2009&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;The Content: A reality show , where Hussein Obama riddles the minds of twenty million &lt;span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"&gt;    &lt;span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"&gt;                      &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;Ghanaians as to his intentions for the country and gives a promise......or two.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;'Correlation?', you ask....&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Both are utterly unbelievable plots put together to entertain the world!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1227367771489005190-3780766428230187467?l=kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/feeds/3780766428230187467/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2009/07/obama-american-commando-in-ghana.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/3780766428230187467'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/3780766428230187467'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2009/07/obama-american-commando-in-ghana.html' title='Obama-American Commando in Ghana'/><author><name>Kitchen Floor Cockroach</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13368850069053705628</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J76MI29HaD4/SmBhkfM966I/AAAAAAAAAAM/xRLWpVVWn4M/S220/n515379463_235824_2868.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1227367771489005190.post-4048136180829265086</id><published>2009-07-09T17:37:00.005Z</published><updated>2009-07-10T08:03:16.740Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nuisance'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='disbelief'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='telephone'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='inappropriate'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='relief'/><title type='text'>Are You Receiving Me?....Over!</title><content type='html'>Bursting Bladder&lt;div&gt;Public Pee Pot&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Sweet Release&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Place of peace&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Hello?..... Kwame?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Disbelief!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1227367771489005190-4048136180829265086?l=kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/feeds/4048136180829265086/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2009/07/are-you-receiving-meover.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/4048136180829265086'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/4048136180829265086'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2009/07/are-you-receiving-meover.html' title='Are You Receiving Me?....Over!'/><author><name>Kitchen Floor Cockroach</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13368850069053705628</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J76MI29HaD4/SmBhkfM966I/AAAAAAAAAAM/xRLWpVVWn4M/S220/n515379463_235824_2868.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1227367771489005190.post-816675871874734905</id><published>2009-07-09T07:37:00.002Z</published><updated>2009-07-09T08:05:53.425Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mornings'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mishaps'/><title type='text'>Good Morning To You!</title><content type='html'>the alarm goes off and he groans&lt;div&gt;he stumbles out of bed and trips  and falls&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;the floor approaches with such speed hes in awe&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;he hits the floor and is bruised black and blue&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;he says to himself, 'good morning to you'&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;he steps into the shower and opens the faucet&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;he is hit with an icy blast that makes him yelp&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;he fiddles with the faucet for a little support&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;it replies with verve, a blast so true&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;scalded he says to himself, 'good morning to you'&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;he approaches his office with a scowl on his face&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;as he opens the door he drops his file&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;he bends to retrieve the tasks he has set&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;his head and the door bid each other adieu&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;he says to himself, 'good morning to you'&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;behind his desk he laments to himself&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;and in the distance he hears a shout&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;joy and enthusiasm abundant in voice&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;he counted to ten and as if he knew&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;on the count of ten he heard, 'good morning to you!'&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1227367771489005190-816675871874734905?l=kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/feeds/816675871874734905/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2009/07/good-morning-to-you.html#comment-form' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/816675871874734905'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/816675871874734905'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2009/07/good-morning-to-you.html' title='Good Morning To You!'/><author><name>Kitchen Floor Cockroach</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13368850069053705628</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J76MI29HaD4/SmBhkfM966I/AAAAAAAAAAM/xRLWpVVWn4M/S220/n515379463_235824_2868.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1227367771489005190.post-9011924575028787908</id><published>2009-07-08T07:24:00.000Z</published><updated>2009-07-08T07:35:10.888Z</updated><title type='text'>Its Raining!</title><content type='html'>Cats and Dogs!&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Men and Women!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Fruits and Vegetables!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Calories and Cholesterol!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Marriage Proposals and Political Promises! .....oops, same &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;difference&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1227367771489005190-9011924575028787908?l=kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/feeds/9011924575028787908/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' 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src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J76MI29HaD4/SmBhkfM966I/AAAAAAAAAAM/xRLWpVVWn4M/S220/n515379463_235824_2868.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1227367771489005190.post-2832412158517778552</id><published>2009-07-07T19:18:00.000Z</published><updated>2009-07-07T19:22:49.199Z</updated><title type='text'>Slurp!</title><content type='html'>Why do I grin?&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Why do I giggle?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Because her bottom just gave me a wiggle!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Why do I smile?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Why do I chuckle?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;How did I manage to pull a muscle!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Why am I dizzy?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Why do I sway?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;What has come over me today?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I'll leave you to guess......It's plain to see! ;)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Its whom, not what has come over me.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1227367771489005190-2832412158517778552?l=kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/feeds/2832412158517778552/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://kitchenfloorcockroach.blogspot.com/2009/07/slurp.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/2832412158517778552'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1227367771489005190/posts/default/2832412158517778552'/><link rel='alternate' 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